Result is important

this is a great joke

PERFORMANCE Vs POSITION

A priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

God asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not" ?

The guy replies: "I am Paandi, auto-taxi driver from Chennai" !

God consults his ledger, smiles and says to Paandi: "Please take this silken robe and gold scarf and enter the Kingdom of Heaven".

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: "I am the Pope's Assistant, Head Priest of the Church for the last 40 years".


God consults his ledger and says to the priest: "Please take this cotton robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven".

"Just a minute," says the agonized priest. "'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving auto-taxi driver is given a silken robe and a golden scarf and me, a priest, who has spent his whole life preaching your name and goodness has to make do with a cotton robe?! "

"Results my friend, results," shrugs God.

"While you preached, people SLEPT; but when Paandi drove his auto-taxi, people really PRAYED".


It's PERFORMANCE and not POSITION that ultimately counts!!!!!