Vote wisely. Choose Heaven or Hell

*While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is
tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by
St. Peter at the entrance.*

*"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you." *

*"No problem, just let me in," says the man. *

*"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where
to spend eternity." *

*"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang
Berhormat*

*"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter. And with that, St.
Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In
the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and
other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to
greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters,
caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he
realizes it, it is time to go. *

*Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat
joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp
and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24
hours have
gone by and St.Peter returns. *

*"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity." *

*The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think
I'll be better off in hell." *

*So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in
black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and
puts his arm around his shoulder. *

*"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.. Now there's just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" *

*The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning."*

*"Today you voted."*

*VOTE WISELY. CHOOSE HEAVEN OR HELL IN THE COMING 13th GENERAL ELECTIONS!!*